Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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