I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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