I want to walk on stilts...naked
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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