so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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