she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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