I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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