three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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