I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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