well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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