Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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