She said her name was "party"
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Randomize
