I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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