When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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