the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I am naked and annoyed.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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