I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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