If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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