I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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