I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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