Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I love you. Go after that dick
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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