i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
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i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Just high enough for therapy.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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