porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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