idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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