they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
He? As in you personified your dick?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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