Porn is love you can see.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Randomize
