awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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