I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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