quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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