Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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