So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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