Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
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