But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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