do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
she peed on how many people?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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