Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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