it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize
