One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
