The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
