so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
