haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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