i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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