i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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