I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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