I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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