We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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