im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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