I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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