im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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