She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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