ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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