So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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