If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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