I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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