I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Randomize