I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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