She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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