She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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