you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
